“Aha, April Fool’s Day, the day you have to be aware of everything.”
I woke up and was coughing mad. I had a cold! I went downstairs to see my younger brother, Adam eating his cheerios. I looked at him suspiciously as if I knew something was going to happen. I went outside and looked for any traps. Nothing, absolutely nothing.
That night we ordered Mc Donald’s and as the food came I went to the bathroom. While I was there Adam switched around my glass of water and the vinegar. As I had a cold I couldn’t smell the vinegar and it looked just like a glass of water. I gulped it all down in one go.
I was sick and I didn’t go to school. My brother didn’t go either because he was sick too. He decided to prank me because I had a blocked nose. He already had eaten his breakfast before I got up. My favourite drink was water so he poured vinegar into my glass. I wouldn’t know because I had a blocked nose so I couldn’t smell or taste it either. The only reason why I drank it is that it looked just like a glass of water. He was laughing all the time and I was asking him what’s wrong and then he eventually told me…
On the 1st of April 2017 it was April Fool’s Day and my brother had a cold. I really wanted to play a trick on my brother as he had done a really good prank on me the year before. He gave me two biscuits with mustard on them instead of butter. This year I was going to get him back.
For supper that night we had burgers and chips. I put vinegar into a glass for him to drink and it looked just like a glass of water and I put a glass of water into the vinegar jar
When we sat down he put water on his chips and drank the vinegar as he couldn’t smell it…
One night I woke in the middle of the night to grab a cup of water because I was really thirsty. I ran downstairs and I saw a glass of water on the kitchen table. I ran towards it and drank it. I then realised that the water was very bitter and strong so I ran back to my room with a strong taste in my mouth.
9.am in the following morning.
“TIM!” my dad shouted and woke me up. “Did you drink my Vodka?” he bellowed. “Ohhh” I said. “It looked just like a glass of water,” I told him. He then sent me back to my room. I heard my sister laughing at me. I realised I was grounded
One night I was at my cousin’s 18 birthday party. It was awesome and lasted all night.
The next day after the party had finished I went around helping clean up when I spotted a glass of water on the table I thought “YES” because I was parched and really wanted a drink and I thought it was one of my many glasses of water that I had last night so I rushed over and drank it down greedily. This was where my troubles began. My mom saw me and said, “Oh Mister, you are in so much trouble – what do you think you are doing drinking vodka?”
“This is vodka?” I said staring at the glass “It looked just like a glass of water”…
Bob was a local thief who never got caught. He could shoot someone in the middle of the road and STIll, he wouldn’t get caught!
There was a recent case where he killed a lot of people with water. All the policemen were terrified to go and check it out but they had to keep their job.
They all went inside and found something; it looked just like a glass of water. They all shook in fear until one of them picked it up and placed it back in the car turns out it was a rare gas that killed everyone !
It was the first of April meaning it was April fools. I knew my brother would prank me. The worst part was that I had a cold and couldn’t smell things. I woke up to my brother holding a water gun up to my face. My parents were gone shopping so I knew it wouldn’t end there. I got up and ate breakfast only to find my phone hidden. After a long time of asking my brother for it, he finally showed me where it was. I was thirsty so my brother poured me … vinegar. It looked just like a glass of water but when I tasted it I almost vomited.
Jack couldn’t help but grin; his plan was in action. He swapped his brothers water for vinegar and he had a cold so he couldn’t smell. Even better they were having chips for dinner. But the whole plan backfired when Jack’s friend came and sat in his brother’s spot.
When his friend drank the vinegar he screamed. He complained and said it just looked like a glass of water. For the rest of the day I was made drink vinegar every hour so I guess what goes around comes around.
I hate KARMA.
My friend and I were playing hurling outside and I accidentally winded him. I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed a glass and ran out again. After he drank it he started to fall over. I told my mum and she was enraged but I didn’t know why. She then said the glass on the table had vodka in it.
“But it looked just like a glass of water!” I said.
She rang my friend’s mum to come to pick him up. When she heard what happened she was furious. She said that my friend would never be allowed over ever again.
One day just as my dad left for work I woke up and started to get dressed for school. As I did that I noticed the hat my dad always wears was on the table. ” Why was the hat on the table?” I queried. As I ate my cereal I wondered what I would look like with it on. So I decided to put it on.
The second it touched the first hair on my head it felt like my head exploded. I could feel myself getting smarter by the millisecond and by the time the hat actually sat on my head I had gained all the knowledge in the universe.
I decided to try it out to at school and when our teacher asked us our sums I knew the answer before the last number left her lips. “This is awesome,” I thought to myself “It’s no wonder my dad’s a genius”.
I knew there was something fishy about my new neighbours and I had to find out. When they left for work I crept in through the back window. I could see nothing unusual in the sitting room. Next I walked to the bathroom. It was a normal bathroom. It had a toilet, a sink and a mirror. I went to their bedroom. Nothing wrong there either. I even checked the basement. “That’s were criminals hide everything!” I thought to myself. I stomped angrily to the kitchen and spotted a hat.
“Why was that hat on the table?” I looked under the hat and you will never guess what I saw?
My sister Rose was jumping up and down excitedly when she herd the news that we were going to Zambia. our cousin lives there. My sister only likes him because he has a scooter and she was really disappointed when all three aeroplanes were delayed but we got there even though we were late. Not surprisingly Rose ran over to our cousin as soon as she got of the aeroplane. We stayed at our cousins house for our holidays and Rose wouldn’t get off his scooter.
“Where are you”I bawled through the phone. “You’re always late!” “I’m here”shouted Scooter.
Everyone calls him Scooter because he is very fast but unreliable. We were breaking into a jewellery shop as we were going to steal the rose gold ruby. I peeked through the transparent glass window and saw that no one was inside.
“This is our only chance” I whispered.
We crept inside and tried to avoid all the red beams. Scooter quickly grabbed the ruby and started dancing excitedly.
“BANG” he dropped the ruby!
2 weeks ago a new student was introduced to our school. His name was Gerald Boarhead. He was a big bully and was always interrupting our learning.
Once I saw him throwing a kid’s school bag on the roof. Then he pushed one of my friends onto the floor. After that, as I was walking away he punched me. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.
Enough was enough. I went to the principal’s office and told the principal that Gerald was bullying others. He was suspended for 4 days.
Remember if someone is bullying you just tell an adult. Don’t be afraid because they will help.
Through my binoculars I could see my new suspicious neighbours having a spot of tea. Next the man-Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. I had to find out what was going on. At last I darted to their door. I crept in, peeped around looking for clues and I spotted the same cup of tea that put Gerald in peals of laughter. I heard the pair talking to each other.
“We have to test a drug on a child.”
I was listening open-mouthed. I turned around then spotted the lady who put chloroform on my nose. I woke up in a dark dreary room. “What are you going to do to me?”
It was maths time and Jake was doing a sum – 9 multiplied by 7 – 71. The class erupted in peals of laughter. Then everyone stopped but Gerald. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. The teacher told him to stop but he didn’t stop. The doctor tried to make him stop but he didn’t stop.
Everyone was giving up as Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. Suddenly Gerald slipped . Everyone laughed but Gerald didn’t laugh… he was cured (Finally).
Suddenly the whole class couldn’t stop laughing . It turns out that it was contagious said the doctor. At least I don’t have it.
HA HA HA HA … oh no.
It was Halloween and I was dressing up as a super dog. As I went downstairs my dad Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing at me because I forgot to put my pants on😥.
At 8pm I was almost done trick or tricking until I heard screaming. I went as fast as the wind to investigate. I knocked on the door several times – no answer. Suddenly, I heard somebody breathing down my neck.
“I’m coming for you.”
Now I was getting scared. I guess super dog had a lot of enemies.
One day after school Mike and Gerald saw a new car parked near their house. When they came closer and saw Dad washing the old house next to their house. Mike asked dad what was dad doing but he didn’t reply. It looked like he was hypnotised until an old lady came out and said that he was helping to clean her house. When he came home he started to laugh which wasn’t normal .
The next day she invited Gerald to her house and as he came back he just couldn’t stop laughing. The same thing happened the other day when she invited Mom.
Mike felt he was next and he was scared …
It was the day before Christmas and all you could hear was gunfire. I was anxious for the to end. I quickly fell asleep later that day. When I woke up I could see something odd.
Everyone was playing in the snow. Everyone was laughing, having fun. I rapidly forgot about all the bad things that happened to me. Even the most serious soldier Gerald, just couldn’t stop laughing. I joined the group that were playing football. For a moment I thought the war has ended … but the next day my thoughts were ruined by the sound of gunfire again.
My friend Gerald and I were outside playing soccer when suddenly we heard a bang from the house next to Gerald’s. We walked over there cautiously to the door as we were a bit nervous. After that, we heard a Bang, Crash, Zap.
I knocked on the door feeling a bit scared to go in. Eventually, someone came to the door and asked us to come in for a new drink they had “bought.”
When we went in, we sat down and then they gave us the drink. Just then Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing and was in peals of laughter.
But all that came to my mind was RUN.
April 1st 2017.
“APRIL FOOLS DAY” my cousin Gerald shouted. His scream woke me up. I almost felt like I was deaf. I went to brush my teeth and all I could see was Gerald trying to put a bucket of water on top of the bathroom door. So I went to brush my teeth in the toilet downstairs, away from Gerald.
When I finished I went to make myself some eggs and rashers for breakfast. I went to take the pan and ” AAAHHHHH” there was a fake spider inside. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing so I ignored him and walked away in shame. I had to get my revenge…
I was at my dad’s house and I told him to take me to the Santa post office because I wanted a pet giraffe for Christmas. He said he would when he finished preparing Christmas dinner. I was bored as I couldn’t wait until we could go. He was three quarters done and his fingers were greasy. He was washing them so I just got brown bread, cheese and put it into a microwave until it will be melted. We finally went there and I put my letter in the post box and we went back home and dad finished the Christmas dinner.
“Wow” I gasped as I walked into Salt Bae’s restaurant. I quickly sat down and examined the menu there were plenty of meals to choose from but I chose the fillet brown Giraffe steak. “Yes” I exclaimed as I saw Salt Bae himself come out with my steak. He then started to perform his tricks with his greasy knife on my steak I was dazzled as I was watching him open mouthed . He shook my hand placed my steak on my plate and left. I placed the steak in my mouth and it melted in my mouth. It was by far the nicest steak I ever had.
It was Christmas Eve and I was getting everything ready for Santa. I gave Santa a glass of milk, some cookies, a bar of chocolate and of course some carrots for the reindeers. I was really looking forward to getting a giraffe because I asked for one every year but this year was the year to get a real one.
Before bed I had a brown bread sandwich with melted cheese on it and a greasy, salted sausage with it.
The next morning I woke up to find a robotic giraffe and not a real giraffe. My Dad was in peals of laughter and that was the person I had open admiration for.
Well NOT Any More.
It was Christmas eve night and Jack was very excited . He asked Santa for a giraffe for Christmas . He was getting the stuff ready for the giraffe and Santa . He made a greasy , salty sausage for Santa and a melted cheese brown bread sandwich. He then went to sleep.
It was Christmas morning and Jack rushed down the stairs and opened a box that definitely couldn’t fit a giraffe in it… sadly. He saw a note saying look in the garden. He screamed as he saw the giraffe in the garden.
It was Halloween and my brother and I were going trick or treating around the neighbourhood. My brother dressed up as a giraffe.
We went into one house with a door wide open and there was a bowl with brown bread with melted cheese in it. To me it looked a bit greasy and I turned around to see if anybody was watching us before tasting some.
“OHHHH this tastes a bit salty….”
As I turned back around the door was shut and brother was nowhere to be seen 😥
Larry’s Lounge Menu
Enjoy a Giraffe Fillet Steak with a choice of salad or brown bread on the side.
Have a wonderful Grilled Cheese Sandwich with ham and melted cheese.
Gobble up an appetising Larry’s Burger with a scrumptious greasy lump of beef with salted French Fries on the side.
Gulp down some freshly poured lemonade with no added sugars.
Drink our Wine which is produced in our local vineyard.
Or have a glass of beer straight from the fridge.
Enjoy three delightful chocolate brownies with chocolate sauce.
Have apple tart with a choice of custard or cream.
Or have the special, Larry’s Sticky Toffee Fudge Cake.
Thank you for eating at Larry’s Lounge!
Luke’s class was going on a trip to the Amazon Rainforest visiting one of the largest tribes. When preparing for the trip Luke ate a bit too much. He ate a sandwich with melted cheese, greasy rashers and scrambled egg.
They left their school at 5 in the morning. On the next day, they arrived in South America and took a bus to meet the tribe. When they arrived there they were given brown soup that tasted like salt and vinegar. The tribe’s leader was as tall as a giraffe. The tribe was very nice to them.