2 weeks ago a new student was introduced to our school. His name was Gerald Boarhead. He was a big bully and was always interrupting our learning.
Once I saw him throwing a kid’s school bag on the roof. Then he pushed one of my friends onto the floor. After that, as I was walking away he punched me. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.
Enough was enough. I went to the principal’s office and told the principal that Gerald was bullying others. He was suspended for 4 days.
Remember if someone is bullying you just tell an adult. Don’t be afraid because they will help.
Through my binoculars I could see my new suspicious neighbours having a spot of tea. Next the man-Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. I had to find out what was going on. At last I darted to their door. I crept in, peeped around looking for clues and I spotted the same cup of tea that put Gerald in peals of laughter. I heard the pair talking to each other.
“We have to test a drug on a child.”
I was listening open-mouthed. I turned around then spotted the lady who put chloroform on my nose. I woke up in a dark dreary room. “What are you going to do to me?”
It was maths time and Jake was doing a sum – 9 multiplied by 7 – 71. The class erupted in peals of laughter. Then everyone stopped but Gerald. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. The teacher told him to stop but he didn’t stop. The doctor tried to make him stop but he didn’t stop.
Everyone was giving up as Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. Suddenly Gerald slipped . Everyone laughed but Gerald didn’t laugh… he was cured (Finally).
Suddenly the whole class couldn’t stop laughing . It turns out that it was contagious said the doctor. At least I don’t have it.
HA HA HA HA … oh no.
It was Halloween and I was dressing up as a super dog. As I went downstairs my dad Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing at me because I forgot to put my pants on😥.
At 8pm I was almost done trick or tricking until I heard screaming. I went as fast as the wind to investigate. I knocked on the door several times – no answer. Suddenly, I heard somebody breathing down my neck.
“I’m coming for you.”
Now I was getting scared. I guess super dog had a lot of enemies.
One day after school Mike and Gerald saw a new car parked near their house. When they came closer and saw Dad washing the old house next to their house. Mike asked dad what was dad doing but he didn’t reply. It looked like he was hypnotised until an old lady came out and said that he was helping to clean her house. When he came home he started to laugh which wasn’t normal .
The next day she invited Gerald to her house and as he came back he just couldn’t stop laughing. The same thing happened the other day when she invited Mom.
Mike felt he was next and he was scared …
It was the day before Christmas and all you could hear was gunfire. I was anxious for the to end. I quickly fell asleep later that day. When I woke up I could see something odd.
Everyone was playing in the snow. Everyone was laughing, having fun. I rapidly forgot about all the bad things that happened to me. Even the most serious soldier Gerald, just couldn’t stop laughing. I joined the group that were playing football. For a moment I thought the war has ended … but the next day my thoughts were ruined by the sound of gunfire again.
My friend Gerald and I were outside playing soccer when suddenly we heard a bang from the house next to Gerald’s. We walked over there cautiously to the door as we were a bit nervous. After that, we heard a Bang, Crash, Zap.
I knocked on the door feeling a bit scared to go in. Eventually, someone came to the door and asked us to come in for a new drink they had “bought.”
When we went in, we sat down and then they gave us the drink. Just then Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing and was in peals of laughter.
But all that came to my mind was RUN.
April 1st 2017.
“APRIL FOOLS DAY” my cousin Gerald shouted. His scream woke me up. I almost felt like I was deaf. I went to brush my teeth and all I could see was Gerald trying to put a bucket of water on top of the bathroom door. So I went to brush my teeth in the toilet downstairs, away from Gerald.
When I finished I went to make myself some eggs and rashers for breakfast. I went to take the pan and ” AAAHHHHH” there was a fake spider inside. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing so I ignored him and walked away in shame. I had to get my revenge…
I was at my dad’s house and I told him to take me to the Santa post office because I wanted a pet giraffe for Christmas. He said he would when he finished preparing Christmas dinner. I was bored as I couldn’t wait until we could go. He was three quarters done and his fingers were greasy. He was washing them so I just got brown bread, cheese and put it into a microwave until it will be melted. We finally went there and I put my letter in the post box and we went back home and dad finished the Christmas dinner.
“Wow” I gasped as I walked into Salt Bae’s restaurant. I quickly sat down and examined the menu there were plenty of meals to choose from but I chose the fillet brown Giraffe steak. “Yes” I exclaimed as I saw Salt Bae himself come out with my steak. He then started to perform his tricks with his greasy knife on my steak I was dazzled as I was watching him open mouthed . He shook my hand placed my steak on my plate and left. I placed the steak in my mouth and it melted in my mouth. It was by far the nicest steak I ever had.
It was Christmas Eve and I was getting everything ready for Santa. I gave Santa a glass of milk, some cookies, a bar of chocolate and of course some carrots for the reindeers. I was really looking forward to getting a giraffe because I asked for one every year but this year was the year to get a real one.
Before bed I had a brown bread sandwich with melted cheese on it and a greasy, salted sausage with it.
The next morning I woke up to find a robotic giraffe and not a real giraffe. My Dad was in peals of laughter and that was the person I had open admiration for.
Well NOT Any More.
It was Christmas eve night and Jack was very excited . He asked Santa for a giraffe for Christmas . He was getting the stuff ready for the giraffe and Santa . He made a greasy , salty sausage for Santa and a melted cheese brown bread sandwich. He then went to sleep.
It was Christmas morning and Jack rushed down the stairs and opened a box that definitely couldn’t fit a giraffe in it… sadly. He saw a note saying look in the garden. He screamed as he saw the giraffe in the garden.
It was Halloween and my brother and I were going trick or treating around the neighbourhood. My brother dressed up as a giraffe.
We went into one house with a door wide open and there was a bowl with brown bread with melted cheese in it. To me it looked a bit greasy and I turned around to see if anybody was watching us before tasting some.
“OHHHH this tastes a bit salty….”
As I turned back around the door was shut and brother was nowhere to be seen 😥
Larry’s Lounge Menu
Enjoy a Giraffe Fillet Steak with a choice of salad or brown bread on the side.
Have a wonderful Grilled Cheese Sandwich with ham and melted cheese.
Gobble up an appetising Larry’s Burger with a scrumptious greasy lump of beef with salted French Fries on the side.
Gulp down some freshly poured lemonade with no added sugars.
Drink our Wine which is produced in our local vineyard.
Or have a glass of beer straight from the fridge.
Enjoy three delightful chocolate brownies with chocolate sauce.
Have apple tart with a choice of custard or cream.
Or have the special, Larry’s Sticky Toffee Fudge Cake.
Thank you for eating at Larry’s Lounge!
Luke’s class was going on a trip to the Amazon Rainforest visiting one of the largest tribes. When preparing for the trip Luke ate a bit too much. He ate a sandwich with melted cheese, greasy rashers and scrambled egg.
They left their school at 5 in the morning. On the next day, they arrived in South America and took a bus to meet the tribe. When they arrived there they were given brown soup that tasted like salt and vinegar. The tribe’s leader was as tall as a giraffe. The tribe was very nice to them.
Hi my name is GG – it stands for Greasy Giraffe I can’t stop sweating and some people call me greasy. I also live at the zoo.
The zookeeper gives me melted cheese with some salt on a leaf. Sometimes I try to Jump over the fence but my greasy feet make me slip. But one day I got over it and ran to the town park.
Should I go in there or not? I was thinking to myself strangely.
It was a mysterious wall with an even more mysterious gate. I couldn’t see over it because it was as tall as a giraffe. I opened the gate and walked into the isolated land. Suddenly there was no gate behind me and no wall.
I was as pale as a ghost. Straight after that, I saw a man with greasy brown hair and his beard was full of salt. His mouth was open as wide as the sea and he told me “You shouldn’t have come here – now you’re stuck.”
He then continued eating his melted cheese sandwich.
My mom woke me up to go brush my teeth. After I finished my dad called me to come and eat breakfast. My dad had made the most amazing food in the world. He made brown bread with melted cheese on the top and greasy sausages with a pinch of salt.
After we finished eating we got ready to go to. We got in the car and drove to the zoo. On the way, we heard news on the radio that a giraffe had escaped from the zoo. We then saw the runaway giraffe pass us. It stopped and ate a few leaves off a tree. My dad called the guards and they got there in no time. My parents and I decided to go to the beach instead.
What a day!
One day I was at my house playing Fortnite. A few minutes later I was playing Duos and I met this strange guy. His name was Greasy Giraffe. He wanted to add me to play with him and his friend.
When he invited me, my screen went black. Seconds later I saw a red screen with Greasy Giraffe and his friend Salted Fish. The ground was brown and red and he said he would find me.
As fast as possible I deleted them and reported every thing to the police. They found the guy in my shed and put him in jail. He used to be a toy producer before he melted them all and turned evil.
It was 7 pm in New York City and Salt Bae’s restaurant was open. I heard about Salt Bae – he has served Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronald and Paul Pogba. The restaurant had huge brown doors. I was very excited as it looked very fancy.
As I walked in, in open admiration I gazed around. We found a seat and we read the immense menu. Out of curiosity, I ordered the Greasy Giraffe.
After a long wait, the food arrived and it was steaming hot. Unsurprising the food was so good, it melted in my mouth
“Mark is escaping, I repeat Mark is escaping, close all exits!”shouted the warden. But it was too late. Warden Warren sent Simon on the mission to track him down. Simon tracked down where Mark used his phone recently. He found out that he had been using it in the town park very often. Simon also saw that he went there every night just before nine. Simon had an idea. He drove over to the town park car park and walked just outside the park where there had been what looked like burned trees. He crouched down there while being camouflaged. Next he put the silencer on, scoped in…”BANG!”
I was going through the forest looking for water like my family asked me to but there was none so I just kept going and going until I my mother screaming “HELP!”
Then I started running back to the village but her voice was fading until it was gone. I finally got back but all that was left was the ruins of the village and ash scattered across the earth.
“Hello is anybody there?” a voice came from a helicopter in the sky.
“I am here. I am here. Help me.”I shouted.
“You are lucky to be alive – what happened? “
“Dad”, I shouted “I caught a big fish from the ocean beside the forest. “
I was happy so we went to a shop to buy me a sandwich. We went home and I was very happy so I told my dad to take me back the next day. We went back and there was no forest. It was all burned down so my Dad and I were very confused. So we just were fishing and I caught another one and it was way bigger than the one the previous day. My dad was very proud of me and now takes me fishing every time he goes.
My father was a scientist and he made lots of bad inventions. This time he made an abominable shrinking robot. I was shrunk and teleported to a war. It was green people against rot people. The green people were protecting the plant of life. The rot people were trying to block the moon shining on to the plants so it would rot and the forest would die. They were riding bats.
Suddenly the green queen got killed and the plants started to rot. Suddenly my father came and he was a giant. He got all the bats to go away.
Would he save the plants?
It has been 3 weeks since and scientists still hadn’t found the cure to what was causing plants and trees to die instantly.
Suddenly one day a scientist named Mr. Goodman had found the cure. Sadly an entire forest in Canada was wiped out by the infection. There were animals stuck under trees and they couldn’t get out. Mr. Goodman’s medicine had fixed the entire forest in hours. Mr. Goodman decided to make more medicine.
The medicine has saved the human race as without trees we would have all gone extinct. The medicine was used to grow trees and plants that were dying. Mr. Goodman has saved billions.
I’m writing this to whoever finds it .
This message in a bottle is very important. The faith of the world lies in your hands. To save the world you must follow the directions in this map. It will help you on your journey. When you are there you will be confronted by creatures beyond the reach of earth. You may see spaceships and aliens. You will find it hard to find food and to find shelter.
A message just like this was sent to me and now I’m sending it to you. Good luck on finding that island.
“Finally I can rest my feet” I exclaimed as my fellow scouts and I were exhausted after a long day of walking.
My best friend Josh lit a fire and we all laid down in front of it. Our scout leader Marcus told a story to all of us. We were all listening open mouthed as he told the scary story. After that we all went to bed to rest our weary heads but nobody quinched the fire.
Cock-a doodle doo … I heard as the sun rose early in the morning. When I emerged from my tent … everything apart from my tent was burnt.
On the 22nd of April 2000 World War 3 started between the English and the Irish. The Irish were hiding in large holes in tents so the English wouldn’t see them. The situation was fraught with danger and the troops didn’t know what was going to happen to them.
The English were moving forward cautiously but they didn’t see the Irish hiding in the tents. The Irish were about to destroy the English.
BOOM, BANG, CRASH and the English were down. The Irish had smug smiles on their face as they had won World War 3.
…Well, that’s what my Granddad told me.