Boom Crash Bang was all I heard sitting down in HQ station for the FBI.
It was the day that the president of Ireland Michael D Higgins was visiting our town Chapel Hill.
I was called straight to the scene where the crash had happened.
I tried to open the door but there was a lock on the door in case anyone would get in. It was locked from the inside so only people who knew the password could get in.
The driver tried to give me instructions but I didn’t understand the instructions.
After 2 or 3 hours at it, I finally got it and Michael D Higgins was fine and with only a few cuts.
Gerry the Glowing Giraffe is a glowing, affable, friendly giraffe who loves relaxing behind trees in the Whispering woods and loves helping his friends.
He thinks the Lord of Nulth is very pompous and gets everything he wants. Gerry’s favourite place to go is Igloo City with his friends Colin the Courageous Cobra, Harry the Hilarious Hippo and Matthew the Menacing Monkey. They also love going to the Whispering woods together.
Their favourite game to play is Hide and hollow which is like hide and seek but just a different name. Gerry is the worst at playing this game because he is always glowing.
In Wicklow people say that once every year a pair of legs sitting on a huge stick appears in the local park. They call it Bodyless Ben.
It comes up on the 21st of January every year for a half a day . Some people don’t believe in it just like some people don’t believe in Yetis and the Loch Ness monster.
On the 21st of January 1988, I was in the local park when suddenly I saw Bodyless Ben. I ran home to tell my family that I had seen it but they didn’t believe me and they called me a liar.
On the 21st of January 2010, my school Scoil Colm was running in the Relay Final up in Cork. I was up there to give them a boost and a little bit of energy.
At 3.20 it started and they got off to a great start and we were first but although they ran quickly, they were still not making enough progress and to make it worse tall Tim looked behind him to see where his opponents were and fell over a rock…
Even though we didn’t win the relay we won the Boys’s 50 m sprint. So it wasn’t all a bad day.
It was 5.45 pm and my team Mighty Boys were playing our all-time rivals Cod Boys in the Division one final. By halftime, they were annihilating us and the score was 5-1 to the other team.
Our manager felt the situation was hopeless at halftime as we were loosing by 4 goals but suddenly he cheered us up and we ran out on to the pitch wearing our yellow shiny kit.
Our captain Tiny Thin Tom started the second half and in minutes we had pulled the score back to 5-4 and we were only losing by one goal now.
Immediately after I scored two goals and we had won the division one Final.
But how did she get up there? I asked myself
By the way, I am a journalist.
I usually go around my school to hear the gossip every one is talking about like when Neill locked himself into the bathroom… but Sally is the one who we are talking about now.
She tied her up herself on the top of the tree outside our school.
You’d be wondering how and why she is up there? Well I am not sure how she got up there but she is up there because she wants people to hear her.
I wonder will she ever get down?
This is Tom Sweeney reporting for Schools News.
One sunny afternoon my brother and I were playing hide and seek in our back garden and it was my turn to hide.
I went behind my shed and just then I saw a tea cup in my next door neighbour’s field. But was it wasn’t a small China cup -OH NO- it was a huge China cup.
I went in and told my mom that I had just seen a huge China cup behind the shed.
When we went behind the shed it wasn’t there and my mom got really cross because she thought that I lied to her and she sent me up to my room.
While I was there, I looked out my window and I saw the China cup again!
One fine sunny afternoon my family and I were in the park when suddenly we all saw men looking like trees in yoga poses. They were all in different poses. After looking at them for a few minutes my brother and I went on the swings, the slide, the roundabout and the climbing frame. After that, we got an ice cream, went home and watched television for a while.
Just then my mother noticed that she had forgotten her hat at the park so my father and I went to get it. When we got there I noticed the tree people doing yoga were gone. I was really scared.
It was the last day of school and there were loads of things to do. There was a three-legged race and a fun run and lots of more things to do. My friends and I were all staying together to keep each other company and to do all the stuff together.
First, we played a soccer match and my team won 4-3. After that, we played hook the duck. Next one of my friends and I did the three-legged race. We were moving very fast when suddenly we fell over each other’s legs. We started to laugh and just then everyone past us out.
Even though we came last we had so much fun.
My cousin scientist Sam loves science but he’s not very good. He works day and night trying to think of a new potion. Once he tried to make his brother Daniel disappear but he actually turned him into a girl so now Daniel is called Sarah but that’s another story.
But one day he made a potion and the potion was to make spiders smaller because he hates them. So one day he put it down a drainpipe. As it came down the drainpipe it hit a spider on the way down. Suddenly the spider got bigger and it didn’t get smaller.
There was pandemonium everywhere. Just then the spider bit him and now he is in hospital.
Once there was a family with 3 people in it. The mom’s name was Sandra, the dad’s name was Kevin and the son’s name was Jeff. They were a very kind family. They would always say hello to you if they walked past you and would always give money to the poor.
But one Sunday they got knocked down by a car and all 3 of them sadly died. So all the community built a hotel for them and put a statue made out of stone in front of the hotel.
Nowadays everyone goes there to have a chat, a drink and a bite to eat.
One dark dreary evening my brother and I were watching the news. On the news it said, a black cobra which, is an aggressive snake, escaped from the nearby zoo. It said that it had already killed 9 people.
Early next morning my brother went for a cycle on his red bike. Just before he went he had a bowl of cheerios for his breakfast. Later that morning my alarm clock rang out loud and I went downstairs and ate my breakfast. Suddenly my brother cycled through the door in a panic and broke a vase…
Just then a snake slithered out the door and down the steps.
One day I was reading my comic but then suddenly I was in my comic. By the way my name is Tom and I am reading Handman and the Governor’s antics.
Well back to the story. When I got in the comic I was on a building with Handman. The building was enormous. Then I saw the Governor and he was up to his usual antics. He was robbing a bank so Handman jumped down and… then I heard my mom calling my name.
Thank God it was only a dream. She woke me because we were going for a drive. When we were driving down the road, I saw an enormous hand on a huge building and then I remembered it looked like Handman in the comic.
In the beginning of the school year there was going to be a new child joining our class. My class and I started asking the teacher what his name was. She said that his name was Tom. When I first met him he was smiling and was cheerful. After a few weeks he was sad and never smiled. So I decided to investigate.
So after school I followed him home. I wondered why he was walking home because his mom usually collected him from school. His Dad was waiting for him at the door and then Tom started crying. I wondered what had happened? Soon after then I realised that his mom had passed away.
One day a new monkey came to the Zoo, by the way, I’m the zookeeper. When he came first he was as white as snow. You could see that he was really scared and I wouldn’t have blamed him because there were loads of people around him.
Suddenly he jumped off the table and knocked some liquid off the table. There was pandemonium everywhere. He ran out the door but thank god the manager caught him. He was really angry with all of us and we all got a warning but I thought we in big trouble. I was really happy that we didn’t get fired.
One year we went to Dublin Zoo for a school trip. My friends Tom and Con and I were playing Truth or Dare. Tom asked me and Con which one we wanted. We chose Dare. When he heard Dare he put on a mischievous smile.
Suddenly he said, “I dare you to go into the restricted area. ”
We were really nervous going in. It was pitch dark when suddenly we heard the door close. There was pandemonium in there. And then we heard a roar – it was a tiger. We backed up against the wall. We went to open the door when suddenly the tiger was blocking our escape…
At the Munster Final, it was halftime, 1/13 to Kanturk and 13 points to the other team. All the players hurried into the dressing room. I had a sandwich in my pocket so I took it out. Then I realised that it was brown and I hated brown bread but I loved white bread. I ate it anyway because I knew I would be energetic afterwards.
After a while the players came out and lined up from 1 to 15 just like the first half ended. They were wearing white with a green stripe in the middle. There were ten minutes left when suddenly it seemed as if everybody’s battery ran out.
I said to my dad – what will happen next ?
One day my friend asked me to go to the park, so I said yes. When we were there we swung on the swings, jumped up the steps, and then slid down the slide, hanging for our lives on the monkey bars and finally went around and around on the roundabout. We were having so much fun that the time just flew.
Suddenly I saw a statue beyond the trees wearing just black. I went up cautiously. I pulled the cloak off and inside I saw one of my friends standing on my other friends shoulders . They had bamboozled me .
I got really mad at first but I forgave them after a while .
One night my crew and I set sail from Copenhagen. By the way we’re Pirates, very menacing Pirates actually. Our names are Black Jack, (that’s me) the captain, One eyed Zach, Fishlegs Fin and Long John silver. We have been looking for treasure all our lives and finally we’ve found it.
But then we saw another Pirate ship coming our way. It was the Tangling nets ship. I said to my crew hide the treasure, but where would we hide it all? they said. Just put it in the cabin I said.
When they were right next to us, they asked us what we were doing. We said we were going for a spin on our boat. Although they knew something was wrong, luckily they continued on their quest.
Legless Luke and Headless Harriet are Ghost friends. They live in a castle called Ivy Hall. They always have great fun jumping out and scaring people out of their pants but now people are too scared to go to the castle except one person who is never scared.
Both of them got bored because they could not scare him. So one night they went down town. Legless Luke went to the supermarket while Headless Harriot went shopping for a black dress. When Headless Harriot was done shopping she went to pay but then she noticed that no one was there so she went to get Legless Luke and both of them went back to the castle and lived happily ever after.
One Halloween my friends and I were trick or treating. We went all over the town from house to house. All of us got loads of candy. While we were walking we were eating our sweets to make some room for more sweets. After we visited all of the houses we went to a house that nobody lived in. All of us went in except one.He was too scared to go inside.
When we went inside we split into two groups. My friend and I went upstairs and my two other friends explored downstairs. My friend and I went into a bedroom and then one of the doors slammed and as the door slammed I knew we were trapped. And then I said what will happen next?
I got it in 2016 for Christmas. When I got it I played it all day. My parents asked me if I was going to play it all day. And I said yes. At the weekend I usually play it. It is in my dad’s office because I don’t want my brother to play it. There is a strap so I can hold it and play it. There are six strings on it. My favourite song to play is Rattlin Bog. It is the best thing I have ever got for Christmas. I have a stand for it in the office.
One day my dog and I were at home. His name is Logo. He is a black labadour. The following day my parents and I went shopping in the City centre. When we left, Logo got lonely and asked the two next door dogs to come over. Their names were Buzz and Archey. They were having great fun until they heard the doorknob turning…
We were home. Buzz and Archey ran away. When I came in Logo was wearing a shirt and the dog was wearing glasses. My parents gave out to him a lot. From that day on, we never let Logo stay on his own again.
In 1988 my teacher said he went to Africa to see a rare purple crocodile. Nobody had ever seen him before but my teacher Professor Paul Paddington wanted to. He went on a plane and said it was a difficult journey. He got there in 4 hours. When he was there he had to walk for fifteen minutes.
After the walk he saw the crocodile at the side of a lake. He was coming towards him so he ran away. When he was running he twisted his ankle.The crocodile was still coming but thank God someone caught the crocodile and put him back in the lake. After that the professor went home. The End.
Once I was in jail because I killed the president of America. I killed him because I thought he was a pain and that’s why I’m here but I’ve been trying to get out for about 10 years. Sadly every time I try to get out I get caught.
My friend said one day,”so, what lies ahead of you? maybe execution …” but by the time he finished I had nearly dug another hole. One hour later I was finished and we both got out.
Well that’s what we thought but then we looked back and we saw a guard and he shot at both of us.