One dull misty night a monk named Jonathon was on the lookout. Everyone was snoring – it sounded like a gorilla protecting his young. Later on Jonathon was fast asleep as well. Moments later he woke up and saw massive Viking longships.
The longships were as wide as an elephant’s bottom. Jonathon took no notice at all. The moment he hit his pillow he was fast asleep again.
The Vikings smashed through the wooden gates and started raiding. Suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere. The Vikings didn’t kill anyone but they took chalices, books, water and all the food they had.
The next day they Jonathon put a dark black cloak on and hoped that nobody would recognise him.