One day the bully in my class came over to me at lunchtime and demanded my sandwich. He said if I didn’t give it to him he’d beat me up and this went on for weeks. He was very tall and robust. I try to glide past him but it doesn’t work. So one day I decided to put a stop to this. I went down to my lab and created a poisonous marmite to put in my sandwich. So the next day I asked him “Is it true you hate marmite”? “No,” he said,” I like marmite.” So he took a bite out of the sandwich and then he said: “this tastes a bit peculiar…”
Suddenly he dropped to the ground.