It was the evening before the world record for the most jars of marmite to be eaten . Everything was in its place and nothing could possibly go wrong………..or could it.
On that night another contestant trying the record snuck in and put a load of pepper in the jars of marmite.
The following day – the day of the record and everything was perfect until someone tried the marmite just to make sure it was ok to eat. It was not ok to eat because it was the hottest thing on the planet. The producer told the man there was something wrong with the marmite.
‘Do you still want to take part?’
‘No’ he said, “I like marmite but that isn’t marmite.”