One day in the big smoke (A.K.A Dublin) there was a G.A.A match on. It was Kanturk vs Ballyragget. A college teamed up with Ballyragget so Ballyragget could win the All Ireland Intermediate Club Hurling final. The Ballyragget manager had a rendezvous with a man from the college.
The manager said, “you must lock all Kanturk fans in the car park at the college.”
“OK,” the man then shouted after their rendezvous.
The next day rolled by when the man went to close the gates. He dropped the key and It came down the drainpipe. All the Kanturk fans were able to cheer on the Kanturk hurlers and Kanturk won the All Ireland intermediate club hurling final.