So I was just chilling on my couch until I got a message on my phone. It was from my mom saying ‘Paul!!!!!! WWIII is coming to Ireland’.
I texted back saying: ‘ But I thought Ireland was neutral’.
And she said. ‘Not anymore. Donald Trump is tired of Ireland being neutral…So they are coming here right now!’
So I headed off to the shop. When I got to the shop it wasn’t open. In fact, all the shops were closed then there was this one person who said ‘ Although it is Saturday nothing is open.”
The next day everything went back to normal but nearly all the town was destroyed but we finally managed to open the shops, restaurants and more. Mmmmmm the good food finally get to eat.
PS Ireland is still neutral this was just for entertainment .