One day I was on the plane to Lanzarote. Everything was going fine but suddenly the pilot exclaimed ” Greetings passengers there has been a small problem in the cockpit.” Everybody was surprised.
Meanwhile I was the way to the bathroom and heard this ticking sound. At the start I did not take any notice , but in the bathroom I was getting kind of worried so I ran into the hall of the plane and bellowed “THERE IS A BOMB IN THE PLANE”. Then everything stopped and there was complete silence. The bomb had a timer on it for 30 seconds.
Everybody was panicking. 5 seconds.
AHHHHH!! …was all I heard falling into the North Atlantic Ocean…