On the 22nd of April 2000 World War 3 started between the English and the Irish. The Irish were hiding in large holes in tents so the English wouldn’t see them. The situation was fraught with danger and the troops didn’t know what was going to happen to them.
The English were moving forward cautiously but they didn’t see the Irish hiding in the tents. The Irish were about to destroy the English.
BOOM, BANG, CRASH and the English were down. The Irish had smug smiles on their face as they had won World War 3.
…Well, that’s what my Granddad told me.