Hi my name is John. I live on another planet. My planet doesn’t have a name. Anyway, I’m going to tell you a story. Once upon a time Peter and I were delivering crystals that look like sweets. By the way, we were in a U.F.O. The crystals are in a glass container at the bottom. These crystals were going to planet Zap. These crystals can’t touch Earth. If it does people would eat them and then they become abominable.
Suddenly we were sleeping and a malfunction happened. We crashed into Earth. Where are the crystals? … We’re going to be killed.