One day I went for a walk down a lane behind my mansion.
I also brought the dog. Suddenly I heard a strange bark.
My dog and I hid behind a bush.
We found a pair of glasses.
“Put them on boy, ” I whispered.
POOF! He scuttled away.
A minute later he came back with another dog.
When we got home the dog spoke. “Ruffy ruff” he barked.
I asked my dog to translate “Please to meet you,” he said