I was in my back garden at 1.30 am when I heard a loud noise. Then three aliens appeared. I managed to sustain myself from fainting. There was an orange one, a grey one and a black one. The orange one spoke first.
He said “we are on the wrong planet – we are in the vicinity of planet 5137. We will call our ship and erase the human’s mind. We can’t have any of this planet’s government knowing about us until the invasion.”
“But wait,” said the black one.” There is a chance he could remember- the erasing machine doesn’t always work.”